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I Eat More Chicken Any Man’s Ever Seen

TotD doesn’t give out a lot of advice, but this is some solid knowledge I’m about to drop on ya: if the little voice in your head tells you that the popcorn chicken from the supermarket looks old, then don’t eat it. Get a sandwich. Eat a salad.

Because otherwise, you get to vomit yourself awake at four in the morning.

This has been a TotD Top Tip.

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