Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

I.H.O.G.

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Who the hell are you?

“Hello, it is pleasing to be making your acquaintance. I am Curry Garcia.”

No. No. No. No.

“When they dumped White Garcia–”

Don’t call him that.

“–in the Ganges, he reincarnated as myself.”

This is not okay. I need you to leave.

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“Pip pip!”

Oh, come on. Who are you?

“Nigel Garcia.”

Fuck no. Absolutely fuck no. This is not the International House of Garcias. Get out. And take the Indian guy with you.

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“What about me, Branford Garcia?”

You’re Rick Ross.

“That’s my rap name. Actually a Garcia.”

No.

“Everything the white man stole from us, you gotta try to take Garcia, too?”

I no longer understand what’s going on.

 

3 Comments

  1. Hinoki “shogun” Garcia……

  2. Last but not least, Brent’s Grandma…….

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