Why are you like this?
The bullying has escalated.
You need to rethink your life.
I didn’t even know books could rape one another.
I hate your parents for making you.
What we saw was non-consensual.
Stop being you.
I’m trying to sell a book, man.
So say nice things about the book.
Oh, sure. Here’s a nice thing: took that pounding like a man.
Go buy Buzz’ book!