Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

I No Longer Want To Be A Paperback Writer

Why are you like this?

The bullying has escalated.

You need to rethink your life.

I didn’t even know books could rape one another.

I hate your parents for making you.

What we saw was non-consensual.

Stop being you.

I’m trying to sell a book, man.

So say nice things about the book.

Oh, sure. Here’s a nice thing: took that pounding like a man.

We’re done.

Go buy Buzz’ book!


  1. Luther Von Baconson

    March 15, 2016 at 2:14 pm

    not too often does one witness history in the making. a great development in ToTDdom.

  2. Literary safe word…..

  3. I googled judge and got mr reinhold.
    for god sakes… did he get a face lift?

  4. We should all do what he says…

  5. I will openly mock any man who does that…..or this^

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