Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

I No Longer Want To Be A Paperback Writer

Why are you like this?

The bullying has escalated.

You need to rethink your life.

I didn’t even know books could rape one another.

I hate your parents for making you.

What we saw was non-consensual.

Stop being you.

I’m trying to sell a book, man.

So say nice things about the book.

Oh, sure. Here’s a nice thing: took that pounding like a man.

We’re done.

Go buy Buzz’ book!

13 Comments

  1. Luther Von Baconson

    not too often does one witness history in the making. a great development in ToTDdom.

    • Tor Haxson

      Well said Luther Von B.

      It is going to be a very historic year..

      What’s next for ToTD.. puppet show videos?

      • Luther Von Baconson

        Bookmation. bust it wide open.

      • spencer

        I would watch him the puppet show….

        • spencer

          I will try that in English next time….

        • Luther Von Baconson

          me too

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg2a0wXDoGQ

          jerome the giraffe

        • Thoughts On The Dead

          WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT I WANT IT NOW I MUST HAVE IT GIVE IT TO ME

          • spencer

            The friendly Giant fights dirty, especially when you want his stuff…… ToTD, exactly which thing is that you want ?

  2. spencer

    Literary safe word…..

  3. cuznt

    I googled judge and got mr reinhold.
    for god sakes… did he get a face lift?

    • Luther Von Baconson

      cheek implants. very hot now.

  4. Tor Haxson

    We should all do what he says…

  5. spencer

    I will openly mock any man who does that…..or this^

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