IMG_1533Hey, Bobby. Looking good.

“Feeling good. Lemme, uh…lemme ask you a question, okay?”

Sure.

“Just between me and you.”

Okay.

“What’s flakka?”

Flakka is the new bath salts.

“Oh, shit. Am I gonna eat faces? I can’t eat faces: Phil will lose his mind.”

Did you take flakka?

“A little bit. Or maybe a lot: I do not know the proper dosage of flakka.”

None. The proper dose of flakka is none, Bobby. Where’d you even get it?

“Guy in the john.”

Stranger in the bathroom offered you an unknown quantity of an unknown substance and you took it?

“Sometimes, my manners can overwhelm my common sense.”

“I really can’t afford to eat anymore faces.”

Anymore?

“Any. Any faces.”