MODEL Sony MDR-7506.

SUPERMODEL Claudia Schiffer-7506.

HEADPHONE TYPE Dynamic, closed.

MAGNET TYPE Neodymium.

PLUG TYPE Redhead with a fat ass, same type as everybody else, am I right?

DRIVER SIZE 40.0 mm.

ADAM DRIVER SIZE 6’2″? 6’3″? He’s tall.

FREQUENCY RESPONSE 10-20 Khz.

INFREQUENCY RESPONSE I’ll get to it, man.

POWER HANDLING 1,000 mW.

POWER STEERING Standard.

POWER BOTTOM Available as an option.

IMPEDANCE 63 Ohms.

IMPUDENCE Getting on my last tit, Jenkins.

CORD LENGTH 9.8′.

CHORD LENGTH Depends on the song, really.

CORD GIRTH Meaty?

CORD DEPTH Not a thing.

WEIGHT 8.1 oz.

PRICE You worry about your wallet, and I’ll worry about mine, okay?