Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To


bobby ipad guy

“Okay, so this is the cherry, and when it comes down, you want to get it next to another cherry, and if you line up three, they explode.”

“I know what Candy Crush is, Bob.”

“Oh, great. There’s also pornography on this thing. Would you like to watch some?”

“No, thank you.”

“Well, I’m going to.”

“Nice visiting with you, Bobby.”


  1. That ginger Grateful Dead played good tonight in Ohio.

  2. True story regarding the whole pornography being on the Internet thing: My friend’s parents run a really awesome local bakery and her dad was once designing some cookies for the show “Kinky Boots,” so he went to look up the show but he accidentally typed in “Kinky Boobs” and he had NO idea that you could find that kind of stuff on the interwebz and he said to my friend, “WAIT, THEY ALLOW THIS STUFF ONLINE???? THIS IS LEGAL???? IM ALLOWED TO LOOK UP BOOBS???”

  3. occidentalpoppy

    August 7, 2015 at 11:10 pm

    Is that yellow thing on his wrist a festival pass?

  4. 2015 Pigpen discovers PornHub: I dont want it all, I just wanna download a little bit

  5. This mighta been the beginning of the end for Pig & Janis.

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