Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

If The Fauxhawk Don’t Get Ya, Then The Lightning Bolts Will

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Y’know, they asked you if you wanted to be a Grateful Dead and you said no.

“They’re not thirteen-pointed bolts.”

You sound like those guys on the innertubes that say an AR-15 isn’t an assault weapon. We all know what’s going on here, Gordo.

“Don’t call me that.”

You could have been Oteil. Played baseball stadiums.

“I am currently playing a baseball stadium. And receiving an equal share of the money.”

What did the Dead offer?

“They wanted to pay me in exposure.”

Sounds right.

“Also, I don’t know if you know this, but–”

They’re all crazy as shit?

“–they’re all crazy as shit. Yeah.”

1 Comment

  1. Stage Left, vs Stage Right thing?

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