I’m gonna judge the fuck out of you. Right up front: if I see you wearing this, I will judge you until my knees go weak. (And, yes, I know that John Mayer has one; I stand by my statement.) Why, Grateful Dead, why? Did you see a market opening in the “chilly grandmas” demo? Who approved that two-tone? What is that collar’s form and function? I feel bad for the wool. It could have been a child’s favorite winter hat, but instead it got knitted into an ugly sweater.
Bright side: you can give these to homeless people when it gets cold.
This is official merch, too, and because the Grateful Dead is dedicated to sustainability and related whatnottery, there’s a photo essay about where the sweaters come from, and how the sweaters were all raised cage-free and fed grass.
Look:
Oh, excuse me. Don’t mind if I take out my hand fan.
FWAP
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How do you do, muscly farm boy?
“Um, hello, sir.”
Call me daddy.
Excuse me.
Get out of here. I’m making a run at Farmer Brown.
He’s a healthy-looking young man.
I want him to treat me like he’s treating that sheep.
Can you stop sexually harassing photographs and get back to insulting sweaters?
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It all sounds so meaningless when you say it like that.
Gee.
Okay, look at this. It’s where they dry the wool, or blanche it, or braise it. Perhaps there is a ceviche involved, I did not bother to read the captions.
The entire Industrial Revolution culminated in the production of that sweater, Enthusiasts. And this one:
Look how embarrassed the model is. (This was the best take; in all the others, he’s covering his face with the hat.)
And they’re $470 fucking dollars.
Sell tee-shirts, Grateful Dead.
lord help us. sad part is I want one. they look so warm and comfy. lmao
I’ve posted it before; seems approps to post it again.
My friend says the bear sweater would be perfect for a BronyCon after-party.
Sweater is an abomination but the two tone is identical to the mickey-endorsed baseball tee you so coveted.
My first merch face-palm was the golf club covers.
My father-in-law swears that the Steal Your Face golf balls fly further.
these would be good for curling or ice-fishing especially if you enjoy a pipeful of Old Chum or Amersterdam Shag during these activities. said it before, they should bring back the Jerry Minkman Habs jersey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTbpEH2PCKU