Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Iguana be Sedated

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Hey, iguana. Whatcha doing?

“Crossing the road.”

My God, it’s happening.

“You’re thinking about chickens.”

Dammit.

“There’s a lake over there. Probably a lot of bugs.”

I am impressed that you’re in the crosswalk.

“I’m a reptile, not an asshole.”

Sure. Listen: any chance I could pick you up and carry you where you wanna go?

“No, I would skitter away.”

You seem so reasonable, though.

“Right, but still: reptile. Reptiles skitter away.”

What if I made friendly noises?

“Skitter.”

Ah, well. Good luck, man.

“Hail Hydra.”

What?

“Nothing. Later.”

2 Comments

  1. Climbing the North Face of Uxbridge Road

    sorry for potato quality

  2. Luther Von Baconson

    March 24, 2016 at 10:44 am

    “Ava! Ava goddamit!?!?!”

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