Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Iguana be Sedated


Hey, iguana. Whatcha doing?

“Crossing the road.”

My God, it’s happening.

“You’re thinking about chickens.”


“There’s a lake over there. Probably a lot of bugs.”

I am impressed that you’re in the crosswalk.

“I’m a reptile, not an asshole.”

Sure. Listen: any chance I could pick you up and carry you where you wanna go?

“No, I would skitter away.”

You seem so reasonable, though.

“Right, but still: reptile. Reptiles skitter away.”

What if I made friendly noises?


Ah, well. Good luck, man.

“Hail Hydra.”


“Nothing. Later.”


  1. Climbing the North Face of Uxbridge Road

    sorry for potato quality

  2. Luther Von Baconson

    March 24, 2016 at 10:44 am

    “Ava! Ava goddamit!?!?!”

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