Hey, iguana. Whatcha doing?
“Crossing the road.”
…
My God, it’s happening.
“You’re thinking about chickens.”
Dammit.
“There’s a lake over there. Probably a lot of bugs.”
I am impressed that you’re in the crosswalk.
“I’m a reptile, not an asshole.”
Sure. Listen: any chance I could pick you up and carry you where you wanna go?
“No, I would skitter away.”
You seem so reasonable, though.
“Right, but still: reptile. Reptiles skitter away.”
What if I made friendly noises?
“Skitter.”
Ah, well. Good luck, man.
“Hail Hydra.”
What?
“Nothing. Later.”
Climbing the North Face of Uxbridge Road
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKukf0snnI4
sorry for potato quality
“Ava! Ava goddamit!?!?!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FZV5e7zQVI