“Hi, Will.”

“Lilian Monster! Nice to see you.”

“JEWS START THE WARS!”

“How are you?”

“Good, good. Saw you were doing Daytona.”

“THE IRISH ARE SECRET BLACKS!”

“Yeah! Had a little wreck.”

“Gotta shake and bake, Lil.”

“EVERYONE’S GETTING RAPED BY JIGABOOS!”

“I need me a John C. Reilly.”

Everyone needs a John C. Reilly.”

“OBAMA DID 9/11!”

“Do you hear something?”

“I do not, no.”

“POLACKS COME FROM MARS!”

“Good seeing you.”

“Same, same.”