Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

I’m Gonna Sit Right Here

IMG_2052Hey, Garcia. Why you sitting on the floor?

“Couch and the bed are wet.”

Why are the couch and the bed wet?

“Had to throw water on ’em.”

And why did you have to throw water on them?

“Y’know, I must have missed the part where I was on trial, man. Perhaps my muse demands sacrifice? How ’bout that?”

Of love seats?

“Muses are not to be questioned, man.”

You see the VMAs last night?

“Get out.”


ps Can there be a more efficient shorthand for “hotel” than those drapes?


  1. “Say, Garcia, why is your shirt all… dusty?”

  2. Ooh, Spencer! Gettin fancy with the emojis! Did your daughters show you how to do that one? 😉

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