“Couch and the bed are wet.”
Why are the couch and the bed wet?
“Had to throw water on ’em.”
And why did you have to throw water on them?
“Y’know, I must have missed the part where I was on trial, man. Perhaps my muse demands sacrifice? How ’bout that?”
Of love seats?
“Muses are not to be questioned, man.”
You see the VMAs last night?
ps Can there be a more efficient shorthand for “hotel” than those drapes?