The confusion over Phil’s handedness continues. Does he bat lefty? Does he skateboard goofy-footed? Which hand–

Don’t say it.

–does he play with his seastones with?

You said it.

I’m asking the important questions.

OR

Not Pictured: Billy, just out of frame, dipping his cock-and-balls into ink and smacking the whole mess onto the posters.

“There ya go! Like a royal seal!”

OR

The woman in the background stared at the metal barricade for two hours.

OR

Ross James is a wonderful guitarist, but he’s an odd choice for a security guard.