Thoughts On The Dead

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In A Bind

No matter what state the world is in, biology does not change; eating 64 slices of American cheese in two days will have terrible consequences.

You’re an idiot.

Shh. Poppa needs to lie down.

I hope your asshole explodes.

It actually might.

You’re an idiot.


  1. Okay. Why were 64 slices of American cheese consumed in 2 days? White or yellow?

  2. H: Mmmm… 64 slices of Anerican cheese…. 64…. 63…

    2… 1
    M: Homer! Have you been up all night eating cheese?
    H: I think I’m blind!

  3. Sir Luther Von Baconson

    November 14, 2015 at 4:39 pm

    outside of an apple, this might help….inside of an apple is good too. just watch while on the shitter.

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