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In A Bind

No matter what state the world is in, biology does not change; eating 64 slices of American cheese in two days will have terrible consequences.

You’re an idiot.

Shh. Poppa needs to lie down.

I hope your asshole explodes.

It actually might.

You’re an idiot.

14 Comments

  1. toomanyroads

    Okay. Why were 64 slices of American cheese consumed in 2 days? White or yellow?

    • thoughtsonthedead

      Yellow. I am not a smart man.

      • toomanyroads

        Eaten by itself or with other foods? Still can’t fathom That much cheese in two days without being triple dog dared by my worst enemy while completely stoned or drunk.

        Water, MiroLax, ExLax etc. and some good reading material buddy.

      • spencer

        What the H E double hockey sticks is American cheese?

      • spencer

        http://ginovannelli.tripod.com/page11/vannelli1s.jpg

      • spencer

        Oooh, I looked it up. Good luck with that.

  2. Troutbumnh

    H: Mmmm… 64 slices of Anerican cheese…. 64…. 63…

    2… 1
    M: Homer! Have you been up all night eating cheese?
    H: I think I’m blind!

  3. Sir Luther Von Baconson

    outside of an apple, this might help….inside of an apple is good too. just watch while on the shitter.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK1eAN_o_q0

  4. spencer

    Nice!

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