Hey, Gar–

“Two grand?”

–cia. How did you hear?

“I hear things.”

Godammit, did Phil let you play with his phone again?

“I’m on Tinder.”

Get off Tinder.

“I use my code name.”

Yeah, man: it doesn’t matter how hard you insist your name is Harry Mendoza, women are going to recognize you. And they’re going to realize you died in 1995. And then a clever one’s gonna realize “Oh, my God: the Grateful Dead has some sort of time machine,” and they’re going to call the government and you’re gonna get Bobby vivisected.

“Well, no one wants Bobby vivisected.”

“Phil does a little.”