Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

In The Future, We Will All Look Like Schmucks

[PDF] Vizor Virtual Reality

Things I Would Rather Have On My Face Than VR Goggles:

  • Billy.
  • Facehugger.
  • Hitler mustache.
  • Birthmark in the shape of Barbara Bush’s vagina.
  • Barbara Bush’s vagina.
  • Kaskatu, the God of Eyeball-Eating.
  • Beard made of bees.
  • Beard made of hornets.
  • KISS makeup. (And not just the cool guys: I would rather wear Peter Criss’ makeup to a family member’s funeral than put that bullshit on my face.)
  • Boils.
  • Sties.
  • Carbuncles.
  • Barnacles.
  • Tattoo on my forehead reading “The Pope is a Cunt” in Comic Sans.
  • A couch cushion from a nudist colony.
  • Blackface.

1 Comment

  1. My copy of Heads arrive, I now have 3 of the 5 books on the sidebar, ==>

    The books really want me to make a video of them.

    I am trying hard to resist, but the books are insisting.


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