Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

In Which Bobby And Sir Paul, Who Remain Lego, Examine Their Situation, Meet New Friends, And Are Challenged To Karate By Elvis (Who Is Also Lego)

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“Bob, this is getting out of hand.”

“Which part?”

“All of it. All of it, really. The dosing, the legofication, all of it. Me friends are here now, and two of them are supposed to be dead.”

“There might be a little bit of Time Sheath involvement here, I think.”

“Time what?”

“Sheath.”

“Sheath?”

“Yeah, but it’s capitalized.”

“Sheath.”

“Right.”

“Like a time machine?”

“No, not really. Nothing like a machine.”

“It’s a Sheath.”

“Bob, I’m a patient man, but you’re getting me angry.”

“WHO YOU TALKING TO, QUEENFUCKER?”

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“Good one, Lego Billy.”

“Thanks, Lego Branford.”

“Motherfucker, I will kick your lego ass you call me that one more time!”

“Is that your new band, Bob?”

“Appears to be, yeah.”

“This is very good acid, Bob. It is just acid, correct?”

“There might be some other stuff in it.”

“Such as?”

“Magic.”

“Mm, yes.”

“Little bit of turmeric.”

“I was going to say that I was feeling very anti-inflammated.”

“Fellow named Doctor Gary is doing some of our work for us now.”

“Oh, Katy Perry’s man?”

“Yup, yup.”

“Bob, this is it, right? As weird as it’s going to get, I mean?”

“Uhh, yeah? Maybe. Could be. Definitely could be.”

“AH CHALLENGE BOTH BEATLE AND GRATEFUL DEAD TO COMBAT IN MAH LEGO DOJO.”

“Or, you know: not.”

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“FIGHT WITH THE KING, HARRY GARCIA AND YOKO!”

“Everyone has to stop calling me that.”

“AH WILL KICK YOU WITH MAH HANDS AND PUNCH YOU WITH MAH FEET. AH C’N DO SHIT LIKE THAT CUZ AH’M ELVIS.”

“Do you know him, Bob?”

“Of course I know him: he’s Elvis.”

“No, no. Personally.”

“We’ve not been introduced.”

“Why is he here, then?”

“T’KICK HIPPIE ASS!”

“He’s here to kick hippies ass, I guess.”

“Do we have to fight him?”

“Well see next post?”

“What?”

“Nothing.”

3 Comments

  1. Luther Von Baconson

    July 22, 2016 at 3:18 am

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  2. Please let your readers know they can find phish and dead Legos on my site. http://www.etsy.com/shop/gratefulegos

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    July 22, 2016 at 10:16 am

    i’d like one of those suits made out of lego. some lego Beatle Boots.

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