Wait: the Dead’s archivist has done more shows than the Dead? Is that one of those “the set of all sets does not contain itself” things? Is trigonometry involved here?
Questions David Lemieuxvingonuptotheeastside Must Ask Al Franken:
- What in the name of sweet, sweaty fuck is happening, Al, and why can’t you fix it right now?
- But what’s really your favorite Althea?
- Which Senator smells the worst?
- How often do you want to dose the coffee in the cloakroom?
- You have a gun with one bullet and you’re in an elevator with Ted Cruz and Chevy Chase BUT you’re not allowed to shoot yourself; who gets it?
- You got any pull with those Kennedy Center Honors folks?
- Ever been to Uncle Spiggy’s Shrimp and Titties in Lakewood, PA?
- Wanna go?
- If I buy the shrimp, will you pay for the titties?
- Did Garrett Morris ever find those invisible hypnotist robots he was looking for?
- Seriously, Al: what the fuck is happening?
- Scarlet>Fire or China>Rider?
- Has anyone told Tom Cotton how dumb that well-groomed beard of his looks, or do you all hate him and laugh behind his back?
- How far along are you into researching your presidential bid? (A NOTE TO DL: Senator Franken will 100% deny he is thinking of running. HE IS LYING TO YOU. Hold his feet to the fire, and then use that fire to dab that brillo-haired sumbitch the fuck up so he will be too high to dissemble.)
- Is there any way you could introduce Billy to Mitch McConnell, and then let nature take its course?
- Better head of old white guy hair: you, Phil, or George Lucas?
- Why is what’s happening happening, and can you stop what is happening from happening any more?
- Fucking please?
- Favorite Dark Star?