AAAAAHHHH! MY EYES! I’m so fucking DUMB. HOW COULD I DO THAT!?

What!? What happened?

OH, GOD, HELP ME.

Stop capitalizing things.

Okay.

What happened?

I was going to talk to an otter.

You realize what you sound like?

And I was looking for a picture of an otter that looked like Bobby.

I repeat my last statement.

So, I googled “otter” but none of those otters looked like Bobby. Then I googled “otter mustache beard” but that didn’t work.

Then?

I googled “furry otter.”

Oh, shit.

THEY WERE YIFFING!

Furries will yiff.

Well, they should warn a guy.

Or maybe you should think before you google stuff.

No, it’s their fault.

Right.