• “Man! That ain’t your father’s Aquaman!”
  • “C’mon, guys! We gotta [VERB] the [MADE-UP NOUN] so we can save the [SOMETHING OR OTHER]!”
  • “She’s my sister AND my daughter!”
  • “Who’s that woman you’re hanging out with, Batman? She’s a wonder.”
  • “Hello, I’m Cyborg.”
  • “No one cares, Cyborg.”
  • “MEANWHILE, back at the Hall of Justice…”
  • “Oh, for fuck’s sake. Jesse Eisenberg’s back?”
  • “Lois, I’m back. And I love you. Now c’mere and let me shoot holes through the top of your head with my super-spooge.”
  • “Batman, I know you don’t smoke weed. I know this, man. But, it’s Friday. You ain’t got no job, you ain’t got shit to do, and I’m gonna get you high.”
  • “Oh, thank God. Kevin Costner’s here to be folksy.”

BONUS AQUAMAN QUOTES

  • “Gnarly!”
  • “Radical!”
  • “Tits or get the fuck out!”
  • “Watch me shower!”
  • “Da ting goes SKRRRRRRRR PAP PAP PAP!”