Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

In Which I Prove Deb Incorrect

  • What’s the worst that could happen?
  • How bad could it be?
  • Why do we call them “plants” if most grew naturally without being planted?
  • Can I fit that in my mouth?
  • Can I fit that in my ass?
  • Can I fit that in your ass?
  • If one pill if good, then shouldn’t a handful be better?
  • Which psychic is the best one?
  • Can you smell your own nostrils?
  • Which weighs more: a meringue or a waltz?
  • Should we ask the internet?
  • If all the sweet chocolate disappeared tomorrow, then would semi-sweet chocolate still exist or would it get a promotion to sweet?
  • What role did the Rosicrucians play in the invention of elbows?
  • Dealer showing ten; surrender? (Blackjack joke. Never bet surrender.)
  • Mother, should I trust the government?
  • Please, sir, may I have some more?
  • What kind of name is Yossarian?
  • Your left or my right?
  • When is Doug Flutie?

4 Comments

  1. Dawn

    wsda networking events is a registered trademark? that is a little ridiculous.

  2. PaulCHebert

    Yossarian? It’s Assyrian, sir.

  3. JES

    The look of disgust on Garcia’s face there is perfect and true and justified.

    If Deb had a dick, I’d pay Billy to punch her in it.

    I think I react to this like you do to Microdosing. Everything is wrong about every premise involved here.

    Wait . . . I’ll bet she Microdoses, doesn’t she? And probably likes Thurston Moore too . . .

    [JES’s head explodes].

  4. Luther Von Baconson

    Lt. Minderbinder

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZUTWjvdyms

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