Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

In Which Sam Cutler Gets A Rando, And Meets A Friend

You are a sharp-dressed man, Sam Cutler.

“I cut a bella figura, I do.”

Got yourself a rando?

“‘E looks well enough. Big bloke.”

You dose him?

“I confess that I did.”

You’re going to see Phish?

“Me mates’ve been bothering me about it. Say the lads have a bit of th’ oul’ spark to ’em. Plus since ‘at movie th’ Hebrew geezer directed came out, everyone’s recognizing me.”

And you like it?

“I confess that I do.”

You deserve a little praise.

“Spot on. And some rumpy-pumpy.”

That, too. Wait. Your mates? Who are you meeting?

SCREEEEEEECH

“Hey, Sam!”

“Oy, Sleepy Batman!”

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

“When’s the showYAAAAAWNstart? I got time for a catnap?”

“Course, mate. Go kip out in the back of me van.”

I do not approve of this, and I’m sure–

IS SLEEPY FUCKING BATMAN MEETING REAL PEOPLE NOW?

–the other guy’ll hate it.

3 Comments

  1. SmokingLeather

    July 27, 2017 at 1:36 am

    Sleepy Batman is starting to give me the giggles.

  2. Luther Von Baconson

    July 27, 2017 at 7:23 pm

    how does buddy’s shirt do that? a formidable fold, the Philadelphia Experiment of silk screen t shirts.

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