Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

In Which There Is Some Sort Of Chase Scene


You guys aren’t chasing anyone?

“Nah. Gonna sit here, two minutes from now people are gonna wander over and tell me how great I am.”

“We are.”

“Right, Mick.”

Where did you all get golf carts from all of a sudden?

phil cart baby

“Rakow got a baker’s dozen of ’em  for us.”

Rakow’s dead.

“And he has access to a Time Sheath.”

True. What are you doing here, Phil?

“I forgot to tell you: I’m running for Congress.”

It’s bad enough your sound system is running for President: you can’t run for something, too.

“Don’t tell me what to do.”

“Which way did Bobby go?”


jerry golf cart whee

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

“Which way, man?”

I don’t exactly know where you are. Or when.

“Stop being a pain in the ass and point in a direction.”

“Thanks. Step on it!”

“Billy’s back in the chase, Ass!”

billy golf cart bear

Dammit. Keep that thing away from me.

“Oh, yeah: you’re scared of the bears. You should get to know them.”

I’ll know your flesh as my dinner.

Yeah, that’s the kind of bullshit I don’t need to deal with, Billy.

“Which-a way did-a da Bobby go?”

Oh, it can’t be.

pope golf cart

“It’s-a da golf cart-a parade.”

Not a thing. Go back to the Vatican.

“Look, I gotta da Arab.”

I see your Arab.

“Gotta catch-a da Bobby. I’m-a playing da Popemon Go.

I don’t want to do this anymore. It’s dumb.

“Okay. Dominus Vobiscum. If-a you see-a da Benedict, don’t tell-a him where-a we go.”

Why would I see–





“Vere is ze Frau Martin-Godchaux-McKay-Stamos? I vish to speak viz her.”

Why are you wearing a cape?

“I also vant to suck her blood.”

Get out of here! This makes no goddamned sense!




What the hell is that?


Oh, c’mon.


“Kiiiiiiiiiill meeeeeeeee.”

We’re done here.


  1. Luther Von Baconson

    July 16, 2016 at 10:55 am

    the drummers got buddy hackett tied up in the back

  2. Thanks for the silliness.

  3. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    July 18, 2016 at 10:32 am

    BTW, that IS John Meyer driving Garcia.

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