Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

In Which There Is Some Sort Of Chase Scene

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You guys aren’t chasing anyone?

“Nah. Gonna sit here, two minutes from now people are gonna wander over and tell me how great I am.”

“We are.”

“Right, Mick.”

Where did you all get golf carts from all of a sudden?

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“Rakow got a baker’s dozen of ’em  for us.”

Rakow’s dead.

“And he has access to a Time Sheath.”

True. What are you doing here, Phil?

“I forgot to tell you: I’m running for Congress.”

It’s bad enough your sound system is running for President: you can’t run for something, too.

“Don’t tell me what to do.”

“Which way did Bobby go?”

Garcia?

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Oh, for fuck’s sake.

“Which way, man?”

I don’t exactly know where you are. Or when.

“Stop being a pain in the ass and point in a direction.”

“Thanks. Step on it!”

“Billy’s back in the chase, Ass!”

billy golf cart bear

Dammit. Keep that thing away from me.

“Oh, yeah: you’re scared of the bears. You should get to know them.”

I’ll know your flesh as my dinner.

Yeah, that’s the kind of bullshit I don’t need to deal with, Billy.

“Which-a way did-a da Bobby go?”

Oh, it can’t be.

pope golf cart

“It’s-a da golf cart-a parade.”

Not a thing. Go back to the Vatican.

“Look, I gotta da Arab.”

I see your Arab.

“Gotta catch-a da Bobby. I’m-a playing da Popemon Go.

I don’t want to do this anymore. It’s dumb.

“Okay. Dominus Vobiscum. If-a you see-a da Benedict, don’t tell-a him where-a we go.”

Why would I see–

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–Benedict?

“AchTUNG!”

Motherfucker.

“Vere is ze Frau Martin-Godchaux-McKay-Stamos? I vish to speak viz her.”

Why are you wearing a cape?

“I also vant to suck her blood.”

Get out of here! This makes no goddamned sense!

“Heeeeeeeeeh.”

“Heeeeeeeeeh.”

“Heeeeeeeeeh.”

What the hell is that?

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Oh, c’mon.

“Heeeeeeeeeh.

“Kiiiiiiiiiill meeeeeeeee.”

We’re done here.

5 Comments

  1. Luther Von Baconson

    July 16, 2016 at 10:55 am

    the drummers got buddy hackett tied up in the back

  2. Thanks for the silliness.

  3. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    July 18, 2016 at 10:32 am

    BTW, that IS John Meyer driving Garcia.

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