I’m about five minutes into this thing that lawyers signed off on being titled Star Trek and there’s not enough dicks to punch.

Not really the proper venue for this.

It’s Dead related.

How?

Well, when I took a break from watching the film to post about it on my Dead related blog, I was also listening to the Dead. There is a relationship there: two out of the three things I mentioned were the Dead.

I hate you. Get back on topic.

Fine.  Not Fade Away can be seen as a song, but it can also be seen as an allegory of the life of an apparatchik in the Soviet Union in ’30’s, during the bright days between the wars. We had our man of steel, Stalin–you didn’t know it was a nickname, foolish fat Americanksi–and this was before the horrors. Before the Purges. You made fun of us for clapping for him for hours, but it was honest! Our love for Stalin would not fade away!

Okay, what the fuck are you doing?

WHY WAS THE SPACESHIP UNDERWATER? ANSWER ME THAT, SLAPDICK!

Yeah, okay.