What is this?
“Taking a picture with Pahrump Labatts.”
She looks nothing like Forrest Whitaker, Bobby.
“One specific part of her does.”
True. Her name’s Padma Lakshmi.
“Ah. Right. Oh, hey: I’m standing with her to support refugees.”
She’s a supermodel. Like, the exact opposite of a refugee.
“You will admit that she looks more like a refugee than I do.”
Give Trump another two weeks.
Bobby, I know you’re a happily married man, but you totally got a shot here.
You know who she used to be married to, right?
You got a shot.
“I got a shot.”