We did songs named after women, Enthusiasts, so now let’s hear it for the boys.
Holy shit, that was terrible.
I’m owning it. I stand by that sentence.
You shouldn’t. It was fucking dire.
You’re not getting pardoned. I’m pardoning everyone else–Red Metal Stool and Jenkins and everyone–and you’re going to jail.
“Hello, I’m Cher.”
“Oh, no, I’ve been shot by an arrow.”
You’re going to prison for killing Cher, dipshit.
I didn’t do that!
She was a national treasure!
I hate you.
That’s a given, but what did Cher ever do to you besides make you dance? And make you feel?
I’m calling my lawyer.
Your lawyer is Anthony Scaramucci.
May I continue, or do I have to keep modifying reality around you?
Thank you. So, Enthusiasts: let’s do guys!
Do you even hear yourself?
SHUT UP! Best song with a man’s name in the title is the question. Unlike the gynonymically-named songs, there’s not many where the name is strictly the dude’s name, so this time around there can be words other than the name in the title, such as Bad, Bad Leroy Brown or Careful With The Axe, Eugene. HOWEVER, we are still keeping the restriction on Dead songs, so no Casey Jones.
First person to suggest Hey Jude gets banned. Not even kidding. I would like to see someone try to argue for Jimmy Olson’s Blues by the Spin Doctors, though. Also: Dylan’s Joey is not making the finals because it’s not even the best song named Joey. (That would be the one by Concrete Blonde.)
Since it’s my site, I’ll go first.