The nice people.
Tell them what?
I’ll slap you sillier.
We are speaking of my mood swings?
We are, yes. Describe your attitude from this morning.
Suicidal and/or homicidal. Either I needed to die or everyone else on the planet did.
Right. And now?
And what brought about this change?
DON’T YOU LIE, MOTHERFUCKER.
Got some t-shirts as a present.
They were size mediums.
They fit really well. I’m a medium now and that made me happy beyond all measure.
You need to see a professional.
Or I could just buy a new shirt every time I’m feeling blue.
Did you just break a window on the 70th floor of the Sears Tower with a hammer and launch yourself out?