Commentator and young lady who should be in bed by now Swaggie Maggie tried to send in this, but failed due to her constant inattention in class and looking at boys and playing that game with the folded up paper that looks like a duck’s bill and tells you your future.
For the prosecution: you can get lobster anywhere in Boston. McDonald’s used to do a lobster roll. Until 1983, Bostonians assembled in the Commons every May 22nd to throw them at one another. Lots of people lost eyes, but that’s the price you paid for tradition. (Of course, “a little violence is worth it for tradition” was what led to riots when the schools were integrated, but what are you gonna do?)
Seriously: it’s like the Dead spent every waking moment asking themselves, “What’s the Grateful Deadest thing to do here?” Starting a fire on the fire escape will always be the Grateful Dead thing to do.