“I have told you a number of times that I want no part of your little make-em-ups.”
Aw, c’mon, man. I’m a big fan.
“Well, thanks, but–”
Lookin’ forward to jammin’ with John? Will John be leading the band? Like, giving you cues? Will John Mayer be giving you cues, Jeff Chimenti, and how do you feel about that?
Is that what you were hoping for when you took up the piano at the age of four? To be John Mayer’s backing ensemble?
YOU’RE BETTER THAN THIS, JEFF CHIMENTI, BUT obviously, you know: awesome fucking gig. Congratulations; your hair is a wonderland.
“I don’t want to–
WHY WON’T YOU BE FUN?
“–be part of this.”