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Jeff Sessions’ Answers To Charges Of Racism Without Context

  • “I mispronounced ‘bigger.'”
  • “Those statistics are biased.”
  • “I never said I loved the Klan: I said I was in love with the Klan. There is a difference.”
  • “Are we discussing violence against women who deserve it, or those who don’t?”
  • “I have executed several whites, too.”
  • “Most of the Asiatic races deserve rights.”
  • “Just because I listed my participation in a case on my resume, and attested to it in the sworn questionnaire, doesn’t mean I participated in the case. You need to look into my heart.”
  • “Waterboarding is illegal unless it’s done to someone we are completely sure is a terrorist or a Muslim.”
  • “I would not be involved in Hillary Clinton’s trial. She will be jailed without trial.”
  • “From the information I have received, the prostitutes were all foreign; that’s a ‘no harm, no foul’ situation there as far as the law is concerned.”
  • “To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.”
  • “While I was at the lynching, I did not participate in the lynching. I would like that noted in the record, please.”
  • “I would have to measure his skull to know the answer to that.”

1 Comment

  1. You had me at “bigger.”

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