Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

John Gayer?

“We were playing…and suddenly I was viewing this from about 20 feet behind my head, and I looked over at John from that point of view and it was 20 years later and John was almost fully gay. I looked over at Oteil and his hair was white. I looked over to my left and Jeff’s hair was all gray.”

Fully gay. Not just, you know: some dicks on the weekend. Fully gay.

Even when it’s a typo, Bobby gonna Bobby. Read it here and I’ll goof on it later if the place doesn’t fill up with Garcias.

mark addy king

“You rang?”

Get out! Too early for this bullshit!

“I’m Pay Cable Garcia. Wanna see some blood and tits?”

Get out!


  1. Never, ever go full gay.

  2. Ease down there pardner.. going fully gay is a privilege not everyone has had, I say ride that horse rather than just visit it

  3. Chimenti getting more gray? Is that possible?

    ~silver fox~

  4. Hee hee hee

  5. Jeff Chimenti here,

    Stop this.. right now… cut it out.

  6. Mike & Gloria Gonna Be My Name

    April 8, 2016 at 4:05 pm


  7. Brent lives…

  8. John Mayer writing music?

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