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John Mayer: Gear Rundown

jm pedal board

  • Volume pedal.
  • Surface area pedal.
  • Wah-wah.
  • Wawa. (Only used when playing in the Philadelphia area.)
  • Dada. (Makes the guitar sound very random.)
  • Preverb.
  • Verb.
  • Reverb.
  • Deverb.
  • Flanger.
  • Plunger.
  • Foot-activated trigger for the six Snapchat-connected mobile devices Young John Mayer has pointed at him at all times.
  • Super Octave.
  • Hyper Octave.
  • Way Too Many Fucking Octaves.
  • Echo.
  • Echo.
  • Echo.
  • Stop that.
  • Flanger.
  • Scrotumizer.
  • Transmogrifier.
  • Splurify
  • Compressor.
  • Expander.
  • Basking shark. (When you step on it, a basking shark is thrown into the crowd.)
  • Superfuzz.
  • Big Muff.
  • Pussyfucker.
  • Phaser.
  • Tricorder.
  • Ibanez Tube Screamer.

3 Comments

  1. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    June 28, 2016 at 10:00 am

    There is also all the post that FOH does.

  2. Here Comes Sickness

    June 28, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    Love the Mudhoney reference… Which was itself a pedal pun so who knows.

  3. Scrotumizer… tee hee hee!!

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