Thoughts On The Dead

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John Mayer: Joining All The Bands

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Always remember, Enthusiasts: in the grand scope of things, the Grateful Deads have aged with at least a modicum of dignity. Crazy, cranky, deaf, and hobbled, sure…but not this.

Not like this.

Holy shit. Just, you know: holy fucking shit, Def Leppard. What did you do to yourselves? (Not you, Lefty: I know what you did.)

Also: John Mayer, we are going to need to sit down and have a serious talk about accessories.


  1. He is literally the male Gwenyth Paltrow

  2. The idiot in the room is still him.

  3. Ok, we’re gonna need some more info on Helen, but in the meantime, whos face is still the most punchable?

  4. John Mayer has an Identity Disorder. Even he does not know who he is, and if he could know, he be angry with himself for being who we all know him to be. Trust me, I have a Ph.D. in such things,and John is FUBAR.

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