Always remember, Enthusiasts: in the grand scope of things, the Grateful Deads have aged with at least a modicum of dignity. Crazy, cranky, deaf, and hobbled, sure…but not this.
Not like this.
Holy shit. Just, you know: holy fucking shit, Def Leppard. What did you do to yourselves? (Not you, Lefty: I know what you did.)
Also: John Mayer, we are going to need to sit down and have a serious talk about accessories.
He is literally the male Gwenyth Paltrow
‘Scuse me: Gwyneth.
The idiot in the room is still him.
Dude, the tattoo says “Helen”
Dude, John Mayer spells “ugly”
https://youtu.be/IWWRNVJKYAw
OMIGOD HE GOT IT DONE ON A REALITY SHOW.
Thank you: Mayer is AT BEST second worst in this room.
Not being THE King Douche amongst a crowd of douches doesn’t make you any less of a douche, it just makes you unoriginal.
I must disagree: I feel douchitude is a zero-sum game. There;s only so much of it in any one spot.
Dude, the Dead slept with underage girls, and did some silly things, but they were not on the douche level that John Mayer is on (at least when they started out. I know they got douchey later on). John Mayer doesn’t like women. He objectifies the living fuck out of them. He talks about himself like he’s humble; but he’s talking about himself so much that none of that matters. He’s a PRICK
NO JOHN MAYER IS AWESEME AND U OBJECTIFY WOMENS
I AM A WOMENS AND THEREFORE DO NOT SUPPORT OBJECTIFICATION OF WOMYNZ AND ALSO I DONT SUPPORT JOHN MAYOR
HE IS THE MAYOR OF U AND U HAVE TO LISTEN TO HIM AND HIS URGES
*DIALS OBAMA* BITCH HOLD MY RINGS
“Listen to his urges” WHAT THE FUCK I’d rather fuck a goat
Jk I’d rather not but that’s just a hilarious phrase lololol “I’m gonna fuck a goat”
Mayer & Tay Tay got matching stealie tramp stamps.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/94b26b8565d949a8f35467673b87eb0f/tumblr_n5no113LPz1s58j52o1_400.gif
Sorry TotD
http://aggronaut.com/aef042825697_5651/you-must-be-this-tall-to-ride.jpg
I’m so tired
It’s ok.
https://media.giphy.com/media/SxGS1FUeSHiF2/giphy.gif
Spencer this is literally me omfg the baby even looks like me
Ok, we’re gonna need some more info on Helen, but in the meantime, whos face is still the most punchable?
Guess my answer
Are we suspending the rules on hitting women? Because I want to punch the lady on the right.
NO PUNCHING
http://www.sexcigarsbooze.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/how_rock_stars_640_42-e1280423227804.jpg
That picture on the right is not as recent as it might be.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/04/17/article-2131046-12A39929000005DC-455_634x864.jpg
Much better. Thank you.
Who is that holy shit
http://www.celebritstairs.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/kim-novak-14.jpg
Kim Novak (Vertigo)
So sad when people do that to their faces. Let yourself age naturally.
https://rockbrat.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/dubrow.jpg
YOU LEAVE POOR KEVIN DUBROW OUT OF THIS
no botox!!!!! *says the teenage girl lol*
http://media4.popsugar-assets.com/files/2012/06/24/3/301/3019466/9a627161bc75b372_78107885/i/Kevin-DuBrow-Quiet-Riot-1983.jpg
Gone too soon
John Mayer has an Identity Disorder. Even he does not know who he is, and if he could know, he be angry with himself for being who we all know him to be. Trust me, I have a Ph.D. in such things,and John is FUBAR.