Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Just Like Porky Pig’s Blues

Phil Lesh Playing GuitarHey, Phil.


Lemme ask you a question.


Ever put your dick in a dead pig?

“How many of those–”

All of them.

“–words are used literally? Then, no.”


“Think I’d remember.”

Just checking.

“It was nice of you to care, though; I appreciate the thought.”


“Fuck, no. Don’t ask me any more questions about my dick.”


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