Guy Who Did The Actual Typing And Figuring Out Where The Commas Go Benjy Eisen.
Pages 400, with an eight page, full-color, high-gloss picture insert.
Pictures Of Billy’s Feet One, but he is holding a giant fish in the shot, so I think that should count for something.
Pictures Of Phil The same number as pictures of George Porter, Jr.
Pictures Of Current Wife One.
Pictures Of Ex-Wives
ISBN Number 1250033799.
Roll Another Number For the road.
Heft, Quotidian One-point-four pounds.
Heft, Subjective It’s, like, totally a real book and shit: it’s heavy. It is a book.
Price, Normal $27.99.
Price, Canadian $32.50. SUCK IT, LEMIEUX.
Price, Ethnic And/Or Terrible Places There is no one in all of South America who wants to read this book. South Americans are Iron Maiden fans, and are waiting for Nicko McBrain’s tell-all.
Release Date May 5th, 2015.
Which Makes It A Taurus.
Publishers St. Martin’s Press, which is a wonderful outfit with thoughtful people working there.
You Sound Unbiased The folks at St, Martin’s have the admiration of their children and the respect of their neighbors. They handle social situations with aplomb and make the environmentally-conscious choice instinctually.
Stop It They smell like guava and first kisses.
Index Yes, and it’s hilarious and its own post.
Bibliography Memoirs do not have these.
Back Cover Blurbs From Famous Friends Nope.
Foreword By Famous Friend Nope. Benjy Eisen did it.
Mickey Seems Like The Obvious Choice To Write The Foreword He does, doesn’t he? And still: Benjy Eisen.
Bobby Did One For Phil’s Book He did, yeah. Small point: Phil didn’t talk shit about Bobby in his book.
That’ll Do It Yeah.
Current Sales Position On Amazon, Overall 2o3rd.
Current Sales Position On Amazon, Memoirs 31st.
Current Sales Position In Our Hearts Number one, baby.
Shadiest Line In The Amazon “About The Author” Section About Benjy Eisen Upon completion of Deal, he cut a deal with Kreutzmann and is now his manager.
Wow I know, right?
It Suggests Shenanigans, But The Evidence Is Lacking It is. This is a picture of Benjy Eisen presented without comment.
I Want You To Read My Mind Shenanigans?
You Read My Mind I love Book Club!