Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Keith’s Left, Keith’s Right, He’s Gone

Precarious?

“Yo.”

Why did Keith’s piano move from one side of the stage to the other, depending on what show it was?

“Two reasons.”

Were they shits and giggles?

“Little bit, yeah.”

Why would you do that?

“Gotta find your fun somewhere. We’d put his piano stage left for a few shows, then shift it to the other side, and he’d get so confused. One time, he just sat on a road case and started playing a monitor.”

That is kinda funny.

“Yup. He kept tweaking Bobby’s nipples trying to turn himself up.”

That’s damn funny.

“Certainly was.”

2 Comments

  1. garretconour

    I’d bet decent money the actual reason is “whichever side’s closest to the load in door”

    • Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

      Maybe, but sometimes it was where the piano fit on stage, and usually the venue provided the (tuned) piano.

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