“Just stop fucking around, please. That Spam Jam fellow was right, and rather polite about it, but: you know. It’s getting on everyone’s nerves.”
“Please and thank you.”
I’m gonna make a cup of coffee.
“This late? Wow. You take it with milk and rebellion.”
Are you still the Wook of Wisdom?
“No. Italics guy. I incepted the Wook.”
You can do that?
“For the exact same reason you can go back to 2015.”
“It is not ironic at all.”
“You don’t use words right and someone should cut off your fingers and replace them with snorkels.”
“Yeah. Get hopping, froggy.”