I’m not getting home, am I?
“You are.”
How?
…
“Just stop fucking around, please. That Spam Jam fellow was right, and rather polite about it, but: you know. It’s getting on everyone’s nerves.”
Chicago?
“Please and thank you.”
I’m gonna make a cup of coffee.
“This late? Wow. You take it with milk and rebellion.”
I rule.
“Sure, champ.”
Are you still the Wook of Wisdom?
“No. Italics guy. I incepted the Wook.”
You can do that?
“For the exact same reason you can go back to 2015.”
Ironic.
“It is not ironic at all.”
Fungible.
“You don’t use words right and someone should cut off your fingers and replace them with snorkels.”
Ow.
“Yeah. Get hopping, froggy.”
omg fam
I’m famous
#fangirling
SPAMJAM UR THE NEW INCARNATION OF ME
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO TYPE LIKE A 15 YR OLD ON THE INTERNET
From you, SwagMag, obvs
lel
http://i.imgur.com/EzqS2R3.gif SpamJam, I am honored.
Is that from some kind of Jesus camp? Feels like a bad trip.
Why yes, it is! It’s a gif from this video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2f4G86eFGSM
And it was taken from a REAL documentary called “Jesus Camp” wherein kids are quite literally brainwashed. I mean it’s absolutely sickening to watch these sick adults scream and yell about Harry Potter and liberals and the government and abortion to innocent, innocent children, therefore ruining their minds. Check out some clips here if you wish: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LACyLTsH4ac
I actually used to break down in tears just like these kids in the video when I had to attend Catholic confirmation class these past two years. The program and the people who taught it would just make me feel so guilty and make me think about things that any normal teen shouldn’t have to think about on a Tuesday night, and my incredibly active mind didn’t help. Luckily there were about 100 other people in there and they performed their shitty music so loud that no one could see or hear me weeping during “adoration.”
I like to drown out my feelings with memes.
Also
try and deny that this is fanfiction. TRY AND FUCKING DENY IT.
SEE?????? YOU CAN’T DO IT
YOU ARE A GRATEFUL DEAD FANFICTIONEER.
U R THE FANFICTION OF URSELF
see you couldn’t even deny that u write fanfiction. u had to come and attack me instead bc u know ur gonna lose so u just make up an excuse to talk about me instead. which is okay, because Im pretty swag.
U HAVE NO SWAG JUST MAG U MAKE ME GAG
Okay,
Wow. That was actually really good. It’ll take me a moment to recover from that.
Glad to see that you’re learning from T H E BE ST
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/23/article-0-029B3889000005DC-880_468x355.jpg
These are great photos, and I enjoy so the so called procrastination.
Chicago was neat and all but Alpine shows with actual real live Garcia kicks that shit square in the nuts.
We staged an actual runaway golfcart marathon there in ’88. Fact.
First time we went there we arrived in the dark and there was no direction whatsoever. We all just parked anywhere and everywhere. I kept thinking what a nicely manicured spot we had found and didn’t realize till the next morning that we were camping out on one of the adjacent golf course’s greens. In the following years, there were legions of assholes directing us all to park in neat rows along the brown muddy river.
We parked right next to the golf course as well in ’88 and it let directly and inevitably to the unsanctioned borrowing and use of the golf carts, it’s not our fault if you think about it, they were right there and the parking/camping lots are pretty big…