Idea for Dead & Company: invite Oteil out for lunch and break the news that he won’t be playing on the tour, softening the blow with a large buy-out check; then have Planchette the Psychopathic Intern burn “You’re Not A Grateful Dead Anymore, Douche” into John Mayer’s lawn with gasoline.
Billy and the Kids plus Bobby and Jeff Chimenti and Mickey comes up for Drums.
BOOM. Done. You’re welcome.
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OVER MY DEAD BODY
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What just happned?
I think i need an alibi
is john m going to be terrible? he is a good musician, right?
Depends who you ask.
i am asking all of you — this comments section.
Ask Maggie
He’s a pretty okay musician, actually. But he’s just such a giant douche that I can’t handle him.
Mayer is undoubtedly a top line guitar player. The main knocks on him relate to his taste (including, but not limited to, his musical taste), his utterings, his guitar-slinging body language, his attitudes and his facial expressions.
Yes. Fuck that guy.
Robin and Maggie just made my day☺
If someone like Sammy Hagar can bust thru the douche door, then the bar is already set low enough for someone like Mayer to come aboard.
You make me laugh, Campbell.