Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Kids These Days

Idea for Dead & Company: invite Oteil out for lunch and break the news that he won’t be playing on the tour, softening the blow with a large buy-out check; then have Planchette the Psychopathic Intern burn “You’re Not A Grateful Dead Anymore, Douche” into John Mayer’s lawn with gasoline.

Billy and the Kids plus Bobby and Jeff Chimenti and Mickey comes up for Drums.

BOOM. Done. You’re welcome.

15 Comments

  1. Boogaloo

    OVER MY DEAD BODY

    https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/3/3c/Mayerbra.jpg

  2. Dawn

    is john m going to be terrible? he is a good musician, right?

    • thoughtsonthedead

      Depends who you ask.

      • Dawn

        i am asking all of you — this comments section.

    • spencer

      Ask Maggie

    • maggiemay

      He’s a pretty okay musician, actually. But he’s just such a giant douche that I can’t handle him.

    • Robin Russell

      Mayer is undoubtedly a top line guitar player. The main knocks on him relate to his taste (including, but not limited to, his musical taste), his utterings, his guitar-slinging body language, his attitudes and his facial expressions.

      • maggiemay

        Yes. Fuck that guy.

      • spencer

        Robin and Maggie just made my day☺

      • Boogaloo

        If someone like Sammy Hagar can bust thru the douche door, then the bar is already set low enough for someone like Mayer to come aboard.

  3. laufvergnügen

    You make me laugh, Campbell.

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