IMG_1551“A tour?”

“A quick one.”

“With this John Mayer person with whom I am completely unimpressed?”

“Why not?”

“Because I’m a 74-year-old man who doesn’t want to stay in hotels and is quite happy walking away from the table with the multi-million payday we have guaranteed. Billy’s become this weird old crazy person and you keep collapsing.”

“I don’t keep collapsing.”

“You’re on the floor now, Bob. During this brief conversation, you slid gently to the ground.”

“No, I didn’t.”

“So, why are you on the floor?”

“You’re on–”

“I’m done.”

“–the floor, man.”