benjy421 2 weeks ago #10 on the

Happy Father’s Day, Billy.

“Ass! Not my kid.”

Yup, sorry, I see it now.

billy justin drumming

There ya go.

“Look at him. I made that.”

You did.

“Used to live in my balls.”

You ruin everything.

“He is the physical manifestation of my lovemaking.”

Stop talking.

“Although, you know: I’m not totally sure he’s mine.”

What? That’s a terrible thing to say! Why?

“No mustache.”

All of you are terrible at Father’s Day.