You think Garcia was ever making out with a fox and he’s at third base and Garcia’s just third basing the shit out of her, right? And then he pulls his hand out and waves his stump right in her face and starts screaming, “AAAAAH! IT TOOK MY FINGER! AAAAH!”

Why are you the way you are?

Would he use stage blood for realism?

You’re not helping.

I wasn’t trying to help.