As usual with the nifty and the new, this brand-new and razor-sharp FOB AUD* of the last Dark Star that holds up on its own merits, rather than simply the occasion of its playing, comes from Mr. Completely, known around these parts as the Rose City’s protector, The Tree Octopus.
TotD is proud to announce that TTO has formed an alliance with several other costumed crime-fighters, several bored teens, and an alcoholic named Cap’n Fucktoy to form Portland’s own Justice League: the Champions of Cascadia!
There’s the Wook, whose powerful dabs render criminals sleepy, and whose discussions about the merits of titanium vs. quartz render everyone else sleepy. There’s the Social Justice Warrior, who really doesn’t exist, but several of the more assholish male members of the Champions swear they see her everywhere.
The Cyclist uses his powerful thighs to keep the streets safe. Also, The Cyclist gets to the scene of the crime first because he thinks that traffic lights and stop signs don’t apply to him.
Also, J’onn J’onzz the Martian Manhunter is in the group because he stayed at an AirBnB there a few years ago and just fell in love with the place.
You forgot to link to the show, you waterheaded ninny.
Such is life: 1/10/79 from Nassau Coliseum.
* Loyal Enthusiasts will know my feelings about AUD tapes; they have a high bar to hurdle for me to keep going past a song or two: this one does. It is clear and everyone is well-defined, except for Keith, but he was always kinda blurry in real life, so no worries.
“FOB” is an acronym used to describe the Taper’s Section: Full Of Boys.