Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Lesser-Known Kung Fu Styles

  • Furry Rabbit.
  • Washerwoman Plays a Flute in the Morning.
  • Possum Learns to Fly.
  • Shaven Eyebrow
  • Foxy Boxing.
  • The Seven Fists of Impatience.
  • Dragon Chops Wood and Wears Underpants.
  • Punch You in the Face Just Like Buddha.
  • Anteater’s Lunge.
  • Pilgrim’s Progress.
  • Kowloon Beatdown.
  • White Tiger.
  • Black Tiger.
  • Regular Tiger.
  • Sword is Quenched in Morning Sun.
  • Wang Chung.
  • Connie Chung.
  • Cook Stirs the Wok Causing Flames to Erupt.
  • Slippery Butthole.
  • Drunken Boxing.
  • Coked-Up Wrestling.
  • Swinging Nunchucks Wildly while Tripping Balls.
  • Northern Fist.
  • Southern Fist.
  • Fu-Shan Fist.
  • Fisty Fist.
  • Blacksmith Shops for a Hat.


  1. Bonnie Lass of Fenario

    October 3, 2015 at 5:55 pm

    John Wick.

  2. The, My Body is a Wonderland.

  3. I intend to Wang Chung Tonight..

    Anybody else ?

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