Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Let Me Be The One To Show You

Sometimes, when you live in Florida, you get eaten by alligators or other Floridians. Other times, you awake to the smell of an ocean ruined by algae that no politician can figure out where it came from, even though it comes from the sugar processing plants in the Everglades. Occasionally, you know you left your superstar basketball player right there in Miami, and then he is not there anymore.

But once in a while, you get roused from bed by a stanced Honda with giant subwoofers blasting out Hair Metal power ballads. (I swear I am not making this up.)


  1. Luther Von Baconson

    July 7, 2016 at 11:23 am

    not a bad start to the day.

  2. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    July 7, 2016 at 2:29 pm

    How come those sub-w guys never play no GD?

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