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“That guy right there? That’s Bob Weir. He once ate an entire roast hog in one sitting.”

“Wow.”

“And he was sitting Indian-style.”

“WOW.”

“And that’s Bill Kreutzmann.”

“The best-selling author?”

“The author.”

“Wow.”

“And that’s Mickey next to him.”

“In the sailor hat?”

“Yeah.”

“Why is he wearing that?”

“Pettiness.”

“Wow.”

“Is that Branford Marsalis?”

“Yes.”

“Woooooow. Man, John Mayer has a kick-ass backup band.”

“Okay, you can’t stand next to me any more.”

“What?”

“You heard me.”