Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Life’s Bjeen Good To Me So Far

Hey, Joe Walsh.

“Heeeey, man.”

What’s going on here?

“No idea. Am I on drugs again?”

I don’t think so. That’s Bjork.

“God bless you.”

No, her name is Bjork.

“Is that her first name or last name?”

First. Her full name is Bjork Bjorksen.



“Nah, man. That’s not a real place.”

I swear, Joe. Like, 400,00 people live there. They even have cable teevee.

“Huh. Well, yeah, okay, but what the fuck is this, man?”

You never met an artistic white girl before?

“Sure, lots of ’em.”

Well, she’s the most artistic and the most white you can get.

“She smells like ambiguity.”

There ya go.


  1. How ya doooooin’?

  2. Luther Von Baconson

    July 24, 2017 at 11:21 am

    BeeJ & Walshie are selling Lexices these days?

  3. We would have also accepted “Life’s Been Good to Me So Fjord”

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