How many iPads does it take to sing a cowboy song?
“You’d be surprised. One of ’em, you know, that’s for lyrics. Dunno if you ever noticed, but sometimes I forget the words.”
“Yeah, it happens.”
I don’t think anyone’s picked up on it.
“Okay, sure. So, uh: one’s for lyrics.”
And the other one?
“We’re not playing that this tour.”
The other iPad, Bobby. Not the song.
“Ah. Binge-watching Stranger Things.”
“Worried about Barb.”
We all are. What are you wishing for?
“That I didn’t have to wear this hat.”